Yes, life has many onions.

Look at him, he’s slain another dangling participle.

There is no heroism in sheep. They stand on the hill and go “Baa”, as they’re being slaughtered.

It’s not easy to kill; it’s not supposed to be. If it is, then there’s something wrong with you. But sometimes good people have to do unpleasant things just so we can come home at night to our kids.